I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
white boy: I havent said nigger for 3 days
girl: omg <3 You’re literally an amazing person xxxxx
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
how do i get abs without doing anything
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
this show is so fucking real
how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz