i like your butt

ammits420friendlychillspot:

i wanna marry somebody cuter than me but sadly…i am the cutest :/

fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

suncove:

tagged/aboutme

suncove:

tagged/aboutme

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

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covalent bonds

person: you look dead
me: thanks
sadhandjobs:

THIS FUCKING SHOW

sadhandjobs:

THIS FUCKING SHOW

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

78,769 plays

bonesdry:

this is one of my favorite posts. im not sure why. it just is. everytime this appears on my dash i just get this stupid amount of entertainment and joy from   listening to this, fucking, 1 second clip of mario saying “whah”

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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homudokas:

do you ever feel like a plastic swag

not awkward

not awkward

izzetheking:

How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies