i like your butt

growley:

flower crowns are so last week.

everyone knows this is what’s in

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FLOWER BEARDS

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

sctot:

i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

mrs-mojo-risin-blues:

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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Only B.C. kids remember this

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

me when i eat fruits: i'm so fucking healthy

dekutree:

there’s this guy that looks just like will.i.am at my school and i whisper “let the beat rock” every time he passes me and he always just looks around trying to find who said it

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

miranduh-cosgrove:

gothqirl:

can we address the elephant in the room

its really rude to talk about girls like that 

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it