i like your butt

sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

thagal:

white boy: I havent said nigger for 3 days
girl: omg <3 You’re literally an amazing person xxxxx

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

ugly:

hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire

whose down to try?

boku-no-poltergeist:

strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

*new follower*
Fuk is u
*looks at tagged/me*
O shit wassup tho

roooneymaras:

this show is so fucking real

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz